Ouch

Hello all! I just got home from ballet and I felt the need to share with everyone on small fact. My butt hurts. Really bad. Has that ever happened to you? I mean, maybe it's just me, but my butt isn't used to this. Damn dance. (But in the way that I adore it.)

In other news, I'm becoming slightly more effective at being a man. If that sounds odd, it's because I was cast in the role of a man in One Song Productions' Wait Until Dark, not because I just felt like taking on this treacherous task. You would think it would be easy, just copy a few mannerisms, and BAM, your a dude! Nope. No way. It's quite challenging. Guys sit and walk in a way that is so much more relaxed than I do, and it's hard for me to do that when I'm consciously trying to, so I don't even want to think about how it'll be when I'm acting and trying to do it at the same time.

In the creepiest way possible, I've been following guys around my school in an attempt to mimic them effectively. It's hard. And it's really obvious and creepy. Like, the person I'm following won't generally notice, but people around us will. This distracts me from my mission, and then I get all confused and forget to go to class. Yeah. I'm just a beast like that.

Also, I've been trying really hard to make references to my big, manly penis in daily conversation. Because that's what guys do, right? The only thing I won't do is speak in my man voice at school. Maybe once we get closer to the show, but I'd really rather not right now. Though, I might get some fun looks and assumptions. I mean, I bet I'd be hearing FANTASTIC rumors by the end of the day.

So yeah, end of rant.

Peace out, girlscouts.